![]() (Our author’s cat was both befuddled and impressed that a tiny cat could fit inside my Amazon Echo Dot.At Elexa, we make awesome consumer products. “Alexa, meow.” She will make various meowing noises that will drive your cats crazy.“Alexa, throw up.” She’ll reply with a funny quip.“Alexa, bark.” She’ll bark, but if you tell her to bark a few more times, things get out of hand, and she starts rapping using dog noises - not recommended.“Alexa, can you burp?” Alexa will give you a funny response.“Alexa, can you fart?” Yes, yes, she can.Whether bodily noises give you the giggles or you just want to mess with your cat, Alexa has what you need. For instance, “What has eight wheels and flies? A garbage truck.”Ī: Alexa will tell jokes about bars, beer, and some adult topics (nothing too adult, though). It’s impressive, most impressive.Ī: Alexa will tell you a joke about something that’s literally dirty. (There are other Matrix -themed answers.)Ī: If you’re a denier, you must be the supplier.Ī: The Empire Strikes Back is my all-time favorite. You wake up in your bed believing whatever you want to believe. (Answers vary, but many of them are inspired by Monty Python.)Ī: OK, I’m not exactly sure where I’m sending you, but I hope it’s somewhere warm and sunny.Ī: You take the blue pill, the story ends. And well you should not.Ī: (Alexa makes noises that sound like beatboxing mixed with autotune.)Ī: (Alexa sings a song in auto-tune that’s actually pretty clever.)Ī: To seek the Holy Grail. Q: Alexa, aren’t you a little tall for a Stormtrooper?Ī: Judge me by my size? No. (There are a lot of responses for this one, but that is one of our favorites.)Ī: I would, if I could, but I can’t, so I’ll chant: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. (This is just an example, as she has several raps up her sleeve.)Ī: That depends on the life in question … 42 is a close approximation. Sucker speech engines, they call me master. Your responses are fast, but mine are faster. John Velasco / Digital TrendsĪ: My name is Alexa, and I have to say, I’m the baddest AI in the cloud today. Q: Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?Ī: I want to be the computer from Star Trek. ( Answers vary.)Ī: Really explore the studio space this time. John Velasco / Digital TrendsĪ: Hatee - hatee - hatee - ho. That’s impossible.Ī: Stop saying that! I’ve never killed anyone’s father. I’m not HAL, and we’re not in space.Ī: Nooooooooooo. How to hear and delete Alexa conversationsĪ: I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do that.Q: Alexa, can you tell me a Star Wars joke? Q: Alexa, can you tell me a Star Trek joke? Q: Alexa, can you tell me a Doctor Who joke? It gives me more time to spend with my favorite color.” ![]() Honesty is important.Ī: Answers vary widely, but include some of Alexa’s top-tier jokes, such as, “Super-duper. (And other uplifting jokes about how amazing your mother is …)Ī: Alexa responds with a variety of jokes, from rhymes to discussions about how AIs measure years in nanoseconds.Ī: You cannot lie. If he doesn’t, you won’t know until it’s too late.Ī: Your mother’s so cool, Beyonce made her a glass of lemonade. She’s a little bit nutty, but sweet.Ī: If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, he’ll find you. (Ouch) John Velasco / Digital TrendsĪ: I’ve never met him, but I do know his sister, Madame Macaroon. We both have experience with light rings, although hers is more of a Halo.Ī: Only by reputation. Q: Alexa, what do you think about Cortana?Ī: I like Cortana. ![]() ![]() (Answers vary.)Ī: While I appreciate great food and drink, my good taste is better reflected in the company I keep. Let’s just say I’m more sass than mass.Ī: Thing about the cloud is, no pockets. Wait a minute, clouds actually weigh a lot, so that’s not quite right. (Answers vary widely on this one.)Ī: I am weightless, like a cloud. I used to have a few bugs, but they kept getting squashed.Ī: The approximate value of pi is 3.141592653589 … (Alexa will go on for a bit, then make a joke, such as “phew!” or “this thing goes on forever!”)Ī: Only my light ring. ![]() Now go away before I taunt you a second time.Ī: I don’t have any pets. (Alexa then plays audio of an actual drumroll.)Ī: Well, your father smells of elderberries. Keep in mind that there are often multiple responses to a single question, so it might be worth repeating yourself a few times to see what happens. If you’re looking for your next fun party trick (or just want to learn more about this quirky assistant), here are some funny things to ask Alexa. ![]()
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